Meme for whomever wishes to waste some time.
Are you taller than your mom?
I think we're about the same height.
Have you ever been on a blind date?
Nope. Never trusted my friends' judgement on who my Mr. Right might be lol
Have you ever peed while on the phone ?
No. Well, ok, yes, sorta. I mean it was a really important call I was waiting for so I took my cell into the bathroom, and of course the call arrived right at the worst moment. I "held it" and ended the call as quickly as possible, but was getting a bit desperate toward the end. It's kinda hard to do the pee-pee dance while actually sitting on the pot.
What do you have pierced on you?
Earlobes, once, and right nostril. Considerably more conservative than a few years ago.
What do you have tattooed on you?
A koi on my right arm, a horned viper on my left, "So" on my left wrist and "Ha" on my right ("So, Ha" is a meditation), Eyes of the Buddha on my right inner forearm, dragon on my chest, two dragons on my back, a dragon on my left leg (inner calf), and the bust of a unicorn on my right hip. I did the last two myself with a disposable insulin syringe and india ink in my first run through college years ago. And they did not get infected.
When is the last time you saw fireworks?
4th of July, at the El Dorado County Fairgrounds.
Do you remember your first favorite song?
Ah gods, yes. And no, you're not allowed to laugh. "I Swear" by All 4 One.
Favorite fruit?
Blackberries.
Vegetable?
Corn! On the cob! Raw!
What was your first screen name?
Shimmer, way back when AOL was cool n' stuff, and I snuck into "Teen Chat" even though I was only actually 12.
What are you planning on doing after filling this out?
Well, I should get started on the assignment that was due tonight but that I didn't do because I was glued to the TV watching the election updates (omgYAY!1OBAMA!!1!), but after a very long past week and a half at work combined withthe victory shot of Gentleman Jack I'm sipping now (omgYAY!1OBAMA!!1!), it is entirely likely I'll just go to bed instead and whip out a kick ass paper tomorrow.
Do you sleep on your stomach?
Only when I've just had more work done on the tattoo on my back, which means rarely. And then, not so well.
Are you dating the last person you kissed?
I'm engaged to him! :D
Have you ever broken someone's heart?
My ex said I did (even though he broke up with me), but after much wise thought I've come to the conclusion that he never really new his heart in the first place, so I couldn't break something that was never really given in the first place. And, well, he broke up with me. Out of the blue. Because the two times per year we saw each other took up too much ofhis time which could be much better spent getting shitfaced and fighting in bars. *eye roll*
What are you listening to?
Keyboard taps and our upstairs neighbors taking a shower.
Next time you will kiss someone?
Probably as soon as I finish this survey.
Have you ever injected a drug?
Myself? No. But the anesthetic that the dentist injected into me when I got my wisdom teeth removed about 8 or 9 years ago was fucking awesome. I (literally - no, really I swear) became one with the chair as I melted down into it in a very slow, Nirvana-like blink.
When was the last time you felt like your heart was actually breaking?
'Member that ex I just bitched about? Yeah. I was young and naive and it was my "First Love" and I had not yet gotten to the "wise thought" stage yet.
Do you get along better with the same sex or opposite?
Generally, the opposite, likely from long, fun childhood years of being a tomboy. Who wants to play dress up when you can climb trees and scare the shit out of each other with dares to walk - slowly - through basements you just know are haunted?
Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with a Z?
No, though I did have ahuge crush on a Z-named person in Jr. High and so would have kissed him, given the chance.
What is something you disliked about your day?
Ya know, despite work and school and finances and stuff, today fucking rocked.(omgYAY!1OBAMA!!1!)
Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?
Pfft. Duh. I am only human, after all.
Do you have a best friend that knows you inside and out?
Three of 'em, actually.
Do you currently hate someone?
Yeah, but let's focus on the positive right now (omgYAY!1OBAMA!!1!).
Would you ever dye your hair blonde?
Sure, but it would have to be professionally done. Bleach and I have a bad relationship.
Have you ever gotten a sunburn so bad it hurt to move?
Yep.
What is bothering you right now?
Thanks to Gentleman Jack (and only one shot, jeez!), naddadamnthing.
Have you ever read an entire book in one day?
Yes. Oh, yes. Oh, glory days, that I miss so much ...
If you could move to Africa would you?
Sure, if it would be a smart move for future plans.
Pretend you've had 10 beers, describe what you'd be doing right now?
Drooling and snoring and not moving much from whatever position I happened to collapse into.
Whats your favorite day in the month of march?
Saint Paddy's Day! Yay for leprechauns!
Does anyone have a crush on you?
Not that I'm aware of. Unless you do and you're not telling.
Do you like Batman?
I want to be Batman.
Is your birthday on a holiday?
No.
Where did you get the shirt you're wearing?
TJ Max.
Do you use an alarm clock?
No. I use an alarm ringtone.
Do you ever snort when you laugh?
Yep. And squeak. And pee a little.
Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
Yep!
What was your first thought this morning?
Something profane, most likely. I'm not a morning person.
Would you rather talk on the phone or chat in IM?
Depends on who I'm talking to.
Did you have a dream last night?
Probably - I usually do - but I can't remember it if I did.
Do you have a facebook?
No.
Are you currently frustrated with someone?
About half the people at my work. But it's all good. Things are a'changin', they are ...
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